
WE ARE GROG
STELLAR INSTRUMENTS // NOT OF THIS WORLD

GREETINGS, VISITOR!
If you have found us you are no doubt wondering what GROG Guitars is about. Our mission is to rid the planet of clunky, uninspired instruments sold in dusty retail facilities. To achieve this, we have explored the depths of modern guitar building technology, studied the ways of previous builders, and rewritten the antiquated operational manual used for centuries. We source the finest materials planet Earth has to offer. We use methods of superior communication between builder and player to bring the vision inside of your mind to life.
You dream it, we’ll build it.
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We hail from a really strange place called Cincinnati, Ohio. You may have heard of it. We’re famous for putting chili on spaghetti.
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Almost always.
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Only when it benefits us. If a human female asks for your astrological sign, you should probably run.
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Some of it. There was once a man named Eddie Van Halen. He was rather impressive.
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Our understanding of time is very different from yours. It feels like forever. In reality it’s been about 4 years.
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Harmonic minor, E Lydian, high school English.
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To build really impressive guitars in exchange for a reasonable amount of currency.
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Obviously, we have names. Ask and we shall identify ourselves.
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Yes. We are located in Mason, Ohio. We operate by appointment only. Please use the contact function provided to you in the navigation bar.
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A well rounded diet of junk food, Skyline chili, and Gibson headstocks.
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No.
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It is entirely possible to practice your parts at home before showing up to band practice.
FOLLOW GROG
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Follow GROG. Witness our process. Watch instruments come to life.